18 Words of Wisdom for an 18-Year-Old

My friend's grandson turned 18, and teenagers LOVE unsolicited advice so...

Teens listen to everything we say! They love being told what to do!

Oh. Um. Wait. When you’re a teenager, anyone over 30 is ancient and none of those old fogeys know **anything.**

I mean, c’mon, they don’t even understand basic English.

No cap.

But it wasn’t my kid turning 18. (Mine are currently 14, 20, 23, and 24.) So I couldn’t resist sharing some pearl…