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Jennifer Margulis
Oct 13, 2024
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“Your fit’s eating!” a young person, who looked to be about fifteen, cried when she saw her friend.

“Thanks, girly,” her friend answered. “But I just tripped on my shoelace in front of Chad.”

“What the sigma, bruh? You have negative aura.”

I had to ask my teen for a translation.

What the sigma, she told me, means “What the f*ck?”

(But “You’re so sigma,” she …

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