Try to figure out the CDC’s “catch-up” childhood immunization schedule.
I double dare you.
Even if you have a Ph.D. in immunology, I doubt you’ll be able to make heads or tails of it.
However, acknowledging that I may be completely misreading the oh-so-helpful tables and charts provided by my favorite government agency (winking at you, CDC), I believe the catch-up schedule goes something like this—depending on the age of your kid, and the previous stabby jabbies he’s already had, that is.
In Month One your child will receive:
Dtap
Hepatitis B
Hib
Rotavirus
Pneumococcal
MMR
Polio
Varicella
Hepatitis A (depending on the state)
Coronavirus numero uno
One month (or no sooner than 28 days) later, your child will then receive:
Hepatitis B
Polio
MMR
Dtap
Coronavirus numero dos
Then, just a month after that:
Dtap
Polio
One month after that:
Chickenpox
One month after that:
Hepatitis B
But wait, there’s more!
Don’t forget the influenza jabola. Gotta get that one as well.
After all, God gave us two arms so we could put one jabster in each at the same time, according to President Biden’s former coronavirus response coordinator, Dr. Ashish Jha.
“I really believe this is why God gave us two arms — one for the flu shot and the other one for the COVID shot.” ~Ashish Jha, M.D., Harvard Medical School
What are the synergistic effects (whether positive or negative) of catching your kid up on this many vaccines in this expedited time frame? What about the non-specific effects?
Spoiler: No one has any idea.
And where can you access the studies that show that adding the COVID-19 vaccine to an already bloated childhood vaccine schedule is safe?
Surprise! Those studies have never been done.
What about a detailed analysis of the cumulative effects—both short and long-term—of vaccine ingredients like aluminum when you’re turbo-charging your children with them on this catch-up schedule?
You guessed it. You ain’t gonna find that study ‘cause it ain’t been done neither.
But don’t you worry, my sweet little snookies.
If anyone even dares mention that this the CDC’s catch-up on crack instructions may be problematic in any way, Facebook will ban their ass.
Meta is here to keep us all safe.
Because. Science.
Gotta run. Headed to the pediatrician’s post-haste. I feel so much better now about catching my kid up on all the vaccines. Don’t you?
Follow the Psyience. It’ll lead you right to the $$$$$$$. Every single time.
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About the author:
Jennifer Margulis, Ph.D., is an award-winning science journalist, sought-after speaker, and mother of four. She has worked on a child survival campaign in West Africa, appeared live on prime-time TV in France, and taught non-traditional college students in inner-city Atlanta. A former contributing writer at The Epoch Times, she has also published in the Washington Post, the New York Times, Smithsonian magazine, and hundreds of other magazines, newspapers, and on-line sites. She is the author/editor of eight non-fiction books and her work was chosen for inclusion in Best American Science Writing by Natalie Angier. Support independent journalism by buying her a cup of coffee via Venmo (@Jennifer-Margulis-2) or becoming a paid subscriber to this Substack channel: Vibrant Life.
Vaccination is child abuse, plain and simple, and those doctors/nurses who blindly keep injecting until a child dies at their hands should be charged and never practice medicine again.
I'm sick to my stomach at the thought of injecting 1 month old babies with the clot shot. I have a colleague who proudly and happily did that to his newborn....how can this be happening?