At first, before I read this, I was going to unsubscribe! But then I read more and more and was relieved when I realized it was sarcasm. Whew! Great article!
Hey, one of the problems with taking the mRNA vaxxine is its dumbing-down of one's ability to tell sarcasm from regular reporting. Can't use sarcasm or satire if you want people to understand, unless you label it "satire," which defeats the purpose. How did Dylan put it, "tangled up in blue". Indeed. Or gray.
Great article, as always! I would add new Type 1 Diabetes diagnosis within days of vaccination. Previously healthy people who will now be on insulin for the rest of their lives.
CDC VAERS Death Reports:
2 yrs Covid vaccine: 12,400+
30 yrs Flu vaccine: 1,292
Fully Vaccinated can still get and spread covid.
Fully Vaccinated are hospitalized and die from covid.
As the mom of a vaccine injured child, when I found out Bill Gates was associated with Wuhan, I decided then and there to not go near one or any of those shots. At this point, I got a tetanus shot about 5 years ago and that is the last shot I will get. Trust the CDC, FRAUDCI, NIH, NIAID, or any other of those despicable agencies? No way!!!!!!! I got 3 days of the FLU and was fine. The whole thing is totally bogus. Thanks Jen, great stuff.
Yes. I wrote an entire book about how money (corporate greed and big medicine) influences the way humans gestate, give birth, and care for our babies. It's called Your Baby, Your Way. Follow the money. Every single time.
Some of the underreported issues: 1. Chronic anxiety. I’ve seen this in too many previously chill people to ignore it. 2. Lopsided faces. It’s subtle. But again I am seeing this over and over. 3. Premature aging. People I haven’t seen for a year look five years older overnight. Women are wrinkling faster. 4. People are having rotating changing weird symptoms. One guy lost all strength in both arms. It went away. Now still feels a bit weak, but he thinks it has gone. He’s had maybe four or five strange symptoms come and go since his booster. Each one he ‘thinks’ has gone. But maybe not totally. He’s also gained about thirty pounds overnight.
I literally fucking love you. That is all.
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At first, before I read this, I was going to unsubscribe! But then I read more and more and was relieved when I realized it was sarcasm. Whew! Great article!
Glad you figure out it was sarcasm.
Hey, one of the problems with taking the mRNA vaxxine is its dumbing-down of one's ability to tell sarcasm from regular reporting. Can't use sarcasm or satire if you want people to understand, unless you label it "satire," which defeats the purpose. How did Dylan put it, "tangled up in blue". Indeed. Or gray.
Yours is very entertaining. Thank you.
I wrote a similar article today, with lots of data, not funny:
https://colleenhuber.substack.com/p/neither-safe-nor-effective-the-covid
Thanks for sharing.
Smiling to keep from crying.
It's so absurd you gotta laugh. Plus laughing helps support the immune system. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2686627/
Great article, as always! I would add new Type 1 Diabetes diagnosis within days of vaccination. Previously healthy people who will now be on insulin for the rest of their lives.
CDC VAERS Death Reports:
2 yrs Covid vaccine: 12,400+
30 yrs Flu vaccine: 1,292
Fully Vaccinated can still get and spread covid.
Fully Vaccinated are hospitalized and die from covid.
Safe and Effective? Really?
Yes. We could write a new post with 113 more reasons to get the vaccine. It's the gift that keeps on giving...
A couple others have tried to satirize this whole debacle. While they have done pretty good, you NAILED it. Thank you.
Thank you, ma'am.
As the mom of a vaccine injured child, when I found out Bill Gates was associated with Wuhan, I decided then and there to not go near one or any of those shots. At this point, I got a tetanus shot about 5 years ago and that is the last shot I will get. Trust the CDC, FRAUDCI, NIH, NIAID, or any other of those despicable agencies? No way!!!!!!! I got 3 days of the FLU and was fine. The whole thing is totally bogus. Thanks Jen, great stuff.
Love this! 💕
Thanks.
Can't wait for my dose. Is there a matinee option so I can get two in one day? So excited.
Me, I'm thinking 90 pricks is the perfect number ... https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-allegedly-up-to-90-covid-vaccine-shots-vaccination-card-sales/
Incentives are a very interesting thing.
Once again, just follow the money. This isn't about health!
Yes. I wrote an entire book about how money (corporate greed and big medicine) influences the way humans gestate, give birth, and care for our babies. It's called Your Baby, Your Way. Follow the money. Every single time.
I love this. Thank you.
Spot on. 13 reasons to confirm not getting it was the right choice. Thank you.
I mean sometimes a little levity...thanks for this - it's a m a z i n g
You are always so right on! Especially since we have talked on my podcast, I knew that the title had to be 'tongue in cheek'!!!
Some of the underreported issues: 1. Chronic anxiety. I’ve seen this in too many previously chill people to ignore it. 2. Lopsided faces. It’s subtle. But again I am seeing this over and over. 3. Premature aging. People I haven’t seen for a year look five years older overnight. Women are wrinkling faster. 4. People are having rotating changing weird symptoms. One guy lost all strength in both arms. It went away. Now still feels a bit weak, but he thinks it has gone. He’s had maybe four or five strange symptoms come and go since his booster. Each one he ‘thinks’ has gone. But maybe not totally. He’s also gained about thirty pounds overnight.
You capture bizarro world so perfectly. We have to find joy somehow in these insane times. Thankful for you and your hysterical personality!