13 Ways I’m Ruining My 13-Year-Old’s Life

1. I did not raise her in England. Which means she doesn’t have a British accent. “So now I can never be a famous actress, Mo-om. All the best actresses have British accents. How could you do this to me?”

2. We backed the car into the parking space. Now the passenger’s side window does not fog up in the morning. Which means she can’t write “I HATE YOU MO…